Compliment Vomit

I have a problem.  It’s called Compliment Vomit.  When I think something nice about someone it just busts right out of my mouth before I even realize.  I just spew my adoration onto unsuspecting passersby. “I love that sweater!”, “Amazing bag, love the sparkles!”, “Great Hair!”

I know what you’re thinking: doesn’t sound like much of a problem, Jen.   But that’s because you haven’t asked the tall, thin, redhead cashier at Costco if she’s considered modeling and she gets all uncomfortable and looks at you like you should stop hitting on her.

You Best be watchin' who you're callin' the Worst.

So, good ol' Gawker made a list of The Worst 50 States in America.  New York was 50.  Arizona was 1.  What the fuck.  Seriously, New York needs to lay the fuck off of Arizona or we are going to have some problems.  I feel like I need to start getting all spirited about AZ and stock up on some coyote and cactus T-shirts to rep in the City.  But I am afraid I will get things thrown at me.  Isn't NY supposed to be about openness and acceptance? Between Gawker and Morris I have had enough.   

Blogger's Block

Took a break from blogging while M was here, I have some stuff I want to write about but my brain is not working right today.  Hopefully I will be overcome with creativity tonight or tomorrow. For now check out some brain-numbing links.

Trying is NOT hot 

ew ew ew Don't get me started on the heels on the beach.  And is that not THE most padded bikini top ever? I can't take this. They are both horrible.

I like her, and it's mostly because she dresses like this.

Stella McCartney Paris Fashion Week...beautiful

Congratulations! 

Good news, ladies.

Mark Ruffalo Occupies Wall Street (great links to articles about Occupy Wall Street)

Foxy Knoxy is Free

Ms. Watson does it again, looking good lady!

The Best Kate