So I don’t really know if the world is really ending or if this has been a constant fear of humans since the beginning of time. Are there really more natural disasters or are we just more aware of them with our 24 hour instant access to news and internet? Either way I have offered this advice to whoever may be worried about the world coming to an end soon: eat whatever you want and maybe start smoking weed.
Jillian and I had a conversation about the end of the world the other day. We were pretty much on the same page with our plan. Give up.
This is probably a bit contradictory to the survival kit I carried in my truck with extra shoes, lighters, knives, flashlights, food, seatbelt cutter and windshield breaker, etc. But when shit really hits the fan, I think the most important part of the survival kit will be the drugs and alcohol that I down before I lay down to pass out and let the world take me with it.
Whatever it is that is coming to take me, I am not going to fight it. I don’t know what is coming but I do know that I am not prepared to battle for a can of spam or huddle in a freezing corner eating bugs out of people’s hair. I’m not a survivor.
I will however take precautions. So in December of 2012 I am heading to my parents cabin for a month with my canned food and bottled water and waiting to see what happens.
Speaking of the end of the world:
Speaking of the end of the world:
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