1.Dads are funny. Especially when they are in a healthcare setting with their child. Especially when you ask them their child’s date of birth. I love asking that, and I love seeing them get uncomfortable when they can’t remember. It’s causes secret giggles inside. Dads can be so awkward and clueless. Thank God for women and moms.
2.I always think about Halloween way too early. I like to put together or make my own costumes as opposed to buying the slutty ones. Not that I haven’t before…I am guilty of being a Naughty Cop. However, I did not purchase it, just borrowed it from a whore. But I have also been a Hippie, which was so easy with my wardrobe, Britney Spears, Kat Von D, and my ultimate favorite was two years ago when I won a contest for my Cotton Candy costume. Last year I was a devil. Boring and real slutty. I just didn’t know how to top the amazingness of this:
So this year I really want to do something kickass. I have a Golden Girls possibility, or Bert and Ernie. I’ve given some thought to Nancy Botwin, not great for costumes, but man I love her. There’s always Harry Potter, or maybe I will go for another inanimate objects or a concept. I just checked the weather and it looks like there’s a brainstorm coming!
3. I want to make something delicious for my coworkers. Not because I like them (I don’t) I just like getting compliments. I made mini cornbread muffins once, they were such a hit and my head wouldn’t deflate for about two weeks. I could use a good confidence boost right now so I better do something with chocolate. And I’m just kidding, I love my coworkers. Some of them. Sometimes.
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