Hey Girl...Love, Ryan Gosling

I found these via Lainey Gossip's post where she refers to Ryan Gosling as "vagina-friendly". How fucking true is that? He is the prototype.  Bad ass and sensitive.  Damn. I want. And these memes are HILARIOUS! How much do you want to marry him?

DRIVE yourself to the theater and see this now!

Last night I asked Jason to go see a movie and then I took a nap before we met.  Some people might know how dangerous this is.  You would know this because at some point you made plans with me and I slept right through them.  I am an extremely talented napper.  Once I am down, not a lot can get me to stir.  I set multiple alarms, people will call, text, shine lights through my windows and I am still snoozing.  The movie started at 8:00pm, Jason text me at 7:56pm to tell me he was outside the theater; I was in bed.  Luckily I live close so through bleary eyes I threw on some clothes and ran out the door.  When Jason saw me he said, “Nice pants….I think.”  This cracked me up later; I knew he was going to say something about my pants.  They were tribal print leggings and I am so in love with them.  We missed the previews which is a totally bummer but we made it just in time for the opening credits. 

I am so glad that I pulled my lazy ass out of bed because Jason and I saw Drive last night and it was soooooooooooooooooooooooo good!  I absolutely loved it. 

Happy 77th Birthday Miss Bardot!

“Do you have to have a reason for loving? “

“Men are beasts and even beasts don't behave as they do. “

My Emmy's Best & Worst

BEST

Michael Cera is a BITCH!

Woooooooooooooooooow......

I used to say I wanted a son just like him, like I literally wanted to push out a full-size walking, talking Michael Cera. But I take that back now. 

Today's Entertainment

Here are some fun links for you to check out and kill some time while you are "working".

News Anchor Mocks Kardashians...Hilarious!

My Fashion Spot is Tingling

Weezy has never looked dorkier or sexier

Love, LOVE, Love this girl...we shoud be best friends.

I believe it...how could he not have knocked anyone up before now?

OMG....so, so, so nasty.

I don't mind the dress, but the hair is atrocious

Was hoping I would catch this at work but with my new hours it looks like I will be DVRing
also....he is so cute!

I think I love her, but I am speechless.  She's left me speechless.

Boy Candy

This is too true!  He was always this geeky, awkward weirdo; we don’t see much of him for a while then all of a sudden he comes back and he’s insanely hot.

Honestly, I’ve always kind of had a crush on him.  Not so much in 10 Things I Hate About You, because next to the bad-boy-with-a-golden-heart, Heath Ledger, anyone pales in comparison.  But 3^rd Rock From the Sun?  Oh hell yes, you can bet I had a crush on his scrawny alien ass and that long, grungy hair.  My taste has always been slightly off, but in this case I turned out to be right, there was a hottie in there waiting to bust out.  And he’s kind of become like a Heath Ledger Jr. with those dimples and that certain je ne sais quois.  I would definitely hang out with him.

Celebrity Walk of Shame: Captured!

It’s not too often that we see celebrities doing the Walk of Shame, which is surprising considering the paparazzi they have chasing them.  I guess in that sense an ordinary person doing the Walk of Shame is much more of a feat to capture, like an elusive animal in the wild.  Celebrity Walks of Shame are a bit like pictures of lions at the zoo.   But the number of pictures especially in conjunction with the “before” picture make this walk thoroughly entertaining.  Click to see which star was caught!