What the #$%^*(@ is THAT?!

Look, I hate to be a bitch.  But this is terrifying.  I really can't stand Christina, never liked her, and as petty as this is, I love these pictures so much.  She looks busted.  And now I have to go do a good deed to fix my karma.

Morning Makeup

This morning I pressed snooze until it was 7:00am, the exact time that I should be leaving my house.  This is part of the reason that I might never let my hair get long again; all I had to do was throw on the clothes I had set out the night before, brush my teeth, and run out the front door.  And I totally made it on time. 

Laziness gets such a bad rap, but I like to think of all the ways that it helps me in my life.  Laziness drives me to simplify things and one thing that I have brilliantly simplified is my makeup routine.  I have gotten amazingly talented at putting on my makeup in the car.  I know that’s terrible.  But it takes me less than a minute and when I am able to put on mascara without looking in the mirror it really makes me feel like a woman.    

Compliment Vomit

I have a problem.  It’s called Compliment Vomit.  When I think something nice about someone it just busts right out of my mouth before I even realize.  I just spew my adoration onto unsuspecting passersby. “I love that sweater!”, “Amazing bag, love the sparkles!”, “Great Hair!”

I know what you’re thinking: doesn’t sound like much of a problem, Jen.   But that’s because you haven’t asked the tall, thin, redhead cashier at Costco if she’s considered modeling and she gets all uncomfortable and looks at you like you should stop hitting on her.

You Best be watchin' who you're callin' the Worst.

So, good ol' Gawker made a list of The Worst 50 States in America.  New York was 50.  Arizona was 1.  What the fuck.  Seriously, New York needs to lay the fuck off of Arizona or we are going to have some problems.  I feel like I need to start getting all spirited about AZ and stock up on some coyote and cactus T-shirts to rep in the City.  But I am afraid I will get things thrown at me.  Isn't NY supposed to be about openness and acceptance? Between Gawker and Morris I have had enough.   

Blogger's Block

Took a break from blogging while M was here, I have some stuff I want to write about but my brain is not working right today.  Hopefully I will be overcome with creativity tonight or tomorrow. For now check out some brain-numbing links.

Trying is NOT hot 

ew ew ew Don't get me started on the heels on the beach.  And is that not THE most padded bikini top ever? I can't take this. They are both horrible.

I like her, and it's mostly because she dresses like this.

Stella McCartney Paris Fashion Week...beautiful

Congratulations! 

Good news, ladies.

Mark Ruffalo Occupies Wall Street (great links to articles about Occupy Wall Street)

Foxy Knoxy is Free

Ms. Watson does it again, looking good lady!

The Best Kate

DRIVE yourself to the theater and see this now!

Last night I asked Jason to go see a movie and then I took a nap before we met.  Some people might know how dangerous this is.  You would know this because at some point you made plans with me and I slept right through them.  I am an extremely talented napper.  Once I am down, not a lot can get me to stir.  I set multiple alarms, people will call, text, shine lights through my windows and I am still snoozing.  The movie started at 8:00pm, Jason text me at 7:56pm to tell me he was outside the theater; I was in bed.  Luckily I live close so through bleary eyes I threw on some clothes and ran out the door.  When Jason saw me he said, “Nice pants….I think.”  This cracked me up later; I knew he was going to say something about my pants.  They were tribal print leggings and I am so in love with them.  We missed the previews which is a totally bummer but we made it just in time for the opening credits. 

I am so glad that I pulled my lazy ass out of bed because Jason and I saw Drive last night and it was soooooooooooooooooooooooo good!  I absolutely loved it. 

Happy 77th Birthday Miss Bardot!

“Do you have to have a reason for loving? “

“Men are beasts and even beasts don't behave as they do. “

Chick Beer

I saw this on The Early Show this morning (one of the many perks of my job: a TV in the waiting room).  It is called Chick Beer and I think it is fabulous.  Beer marketing is obviously targeted towards men and these ladies decided to do something about that by creating Chick Beer.

Dancing and Driving

The weather has been so nice in the mornings so I have been driving to work with my windows open.  My new short hair works perfect for this because the wind totally styles it; dries it and gives it some shape and volume.  I love anything that allows me laziness and more sleeping in.  I drive to work at 7am which is a really shitty time for radio. I absolutely hate morning talk shows.  I hate everything they have to say.  I hate the radio DJ calling and catching the cheating boyfriend in a lie.  I hate the celebrity gossip (what am I going to do at work all day if you tell it to me on the way?).  I hate their voices.  The only stations that play music in the morning are the hip hop stations because they have the morning mixes.  Luckily, this is my preference for morning tunes; they wake me up and get me pumped for the day.

20 Things To Do In Your 20's

20 Things To Do in your 20’s

My birthday is five months away, so I realize this is a random thought, but in five months I will be twenty-six.  That means I am definitely no longer early Twenties and closer to thirty than I am to twenty.  That. Is. Terrifying.  I never really imagined having a hard time with turning thirty, but shit, I am already having a hard time dealing with twenty-six.  I think your Twenties are such a special time.  This is when we get to be so completely selfish.  Your Twenties are meant to make mistakes, take risks, and find out who you are.  It feels so good to be young and free and I intend on making the most of my next four years and five months.  This is my list of things that I think everyone should do in their Twenties.