I'm back, bitches!

It has been a really, really long time since I have posted on here.  But I have finally made it one year in NYC.  I cannot believe everything that has happened this year. 

I will be updating regularly, because, damn, I have SO much to tell you! Lots of boy stories, back to the dating and the Walk of Shame shit that we all love so much! Stay Tuned...

UPDATE: CHECK MY NEW BLOG walkofshamenyc.blogspot.com

And I feel fine...

So I don’t really know if the world is really ending or if this has been a constant fear of humans since the beginning of time.  Are there really more natural disasters or are we just more aware of them with our 24 hour instant access to news and internet?  Either way I have offered this advice to whoever may be worried about the world coming to an end soon: eat whatever you want and maybe start smoking weed.

Missing: My Mind

I wouldn’t wish long distance on anyone.  Because it’s bullshit.  It’s like having an imaginary friend, a virtual boyfriend that only exists on your computer screen and some text messages.  I have absolutely lost my patience with this long distance thing and I am pretty sure M has lost his patience with me.

QUOTEY QUOTES

I am cleaning out my folders on my work computer and found a document of quotes that I like and have collected.  It’s a mish mash, but kinda fun…who doesn’t love a good quote?  Enjoy!

Love? It's such a funny word… But I know it means wanting the best for the people you love, putting their interests above your own, always. Love does that. Love is what you live for." -Angelina Jolie

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us.  -Oscar Wilde

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who don't have it.  -George Bernard Shaw

Get Ready, NYC!

So, it’s official.  I have my plane ticket and I quit my job. PHEW! That took a lot of stress off my chest; I can breathe a bit easier knowing that it is actually happening.  I am moving to New York City. 

Hey Girl...Love, Ryan Gosling

I found these via Lainey Gossip's post where she refers to Ryan Gosling as "vagina-friendly". How fucking true is that? He is the prototype.  Bad ass and sensitive.  Damn. I want. And these memes are HILARIOUS! How much do you want to marry him?

In a hopless place.

Rihanna’s new video for “We Found Love” (watch it at the bottom of this post) is on the Yahoo! homepage as one of the top stories with the headline “Rihanna’s Upsetting Video”.  I don’t really understand who this is upsetting for. 

I swear I'll be with you someday

Superman

Tall, dark, and superman, he
puts papers in his briefcase and drives away
to save the world or go to work - it's the same thing to me
He's got his mother's eyes, his father's ambition
I wonder if he knows how much that I miss him
I hang on every word you say
And you smile and say, "How are you?"
And I'll say, "Just fine."
I always forget to tell you I love you. I’ll love you forever.

I watch Superman fly away
You've got a busy day today
Go save the world
I’ll be around
I watch superman fly away
Come back, I'll be with you some day
I’ll be right here on the ground
when you come back down

Tall, dark, and beautiful
he's complicated, he's so rational
But I hope someday he’ll take me away and save the day

Something in his deep brown eyes has me saying,
He's not all bad like his reputation
And I can't hear one single word they say
You leave, got places to be and I’ll be okay
I always forget to tell you I love you
I loved you from the very first day

I watch Superman fly away
You've got a busy day today
Go save the world, I'll be around
I watch Superman fly away
Come back, I’ll be with you someday
I'll be right here on the ground
when you come back down

And I watch
you fly around the world
And I hope you don’t save some other girl
Don’t forget, don’t forget about me
I'm far away, but I never let you go
I'm lovestruck and looking out the window
Don't forget, don't forget where I’ll be
Right here wishing the flowers were from you
Wishing the card was from you
Wishing the call was from you
Cause I've loved you from the very first day

I watch Superman fly away
You've got a busy day today
Go save the world, I’ll be around
For ever and ever
I watch Superman fly away
I swear I'll be with you someday
I’ll be right here on the ground
when you come back down

Cleaning Out My Camera

Pictures are a big part of my family.  My dad loves photography and at any family event, big or small, he is there with his camera.  Eventually, as I started loving photography too, he would hand me the camera and unwittingly I became the unofficial family photographer; a terrible thing for an attention-loving youngest child as I was no longer in any of the photos.  My sisters would probably say it evens out since my whole childhood was documented extensively. 

Do You Trust Politicians?

Do you trust politicians? 

I can’t help but smile when I type that title, and no, it’s not a rhetorical question.  Although it seems almost painfully clear what 99% of people would say: “FUCK NO!” or some variation of that.